it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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