You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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