that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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