it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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