But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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