can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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