Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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