how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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