I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize