we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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