question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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