I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
