jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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