Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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