Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
