Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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