I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
