Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she pinky promised me she was 18
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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