Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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