everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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