Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so that wasnt chicken after all
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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