i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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