It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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