sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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