Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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