Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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