i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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