I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You need a sexual gate keeper
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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