..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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