How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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