also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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