Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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