I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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