My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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