Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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