As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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