Me too!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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