It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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