We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
