Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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