But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Do vagina's smell?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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