Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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