been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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