I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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