So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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