Buhtt sex?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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