Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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