Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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