It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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