New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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