I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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