well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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