I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
someone owes me an orgasm
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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