But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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