How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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