Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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